on with the show
On wednesday I lured an unsuspecting friend into the car and we headed east. The M11 turned into the A11, that single carriageway into a B road, winding its way through Thetford forest, the Norfolk market town of Swaffham (last year, fighting to have no Tescos, and only small local shops), and up a dirt track to Fakenham and finally the tiny North Norfolk hamlet of Thursford. Thursford, for the last three years, had been my home for two months every Christmas as the show band harpist for the Thursford Christmas Spectacular. I retired this year - or at least, took a year off - so for the first time I was going to see the whole thing out front.
Other than the church and the village hall, the Thursford Collection is the only building in the village that isn't a small cottage. During most of the year it is a museum of local farming equipment through the ages and also has a large collection of Wurlitzer organs, from which the idea for the Christmas show stems. Phil Kelshaw, a Wurlitzer virtuoso normally based in Blackpool, comes down to play Christmas music on the main Wurlitzer What began as a small carol concert with singers and Phil is now an all-singing, all-dancing, multi-costumed, million-pound extravaganza, with a company of over a hundred up from the West End and over 180,000 tickets sold. The entire shebang is created and masterminded by the museum director John Cushing.
The actual nature of the performance is impossible accurately to describe but owes something equally to variety, Victorian music hall, panto and reflective carol concert, all pulled together as slickly as it's possible to do anything and with a lighting book as big as the yellow pages. The audience are mostly coachloads of pensioners up from Eastbourne or wherever, plus a few friends of the cast up from Soho. The principal audience return annually for a feel-good celebration of Christmas cheer: the show follows the same format, and Cushing gets letters of complaint if he tries to alter it. Those of us who have never seen it stand and stare at its truly awe-inspiring concoctions. Somehow, Cushing ties together what you would think could only stand asunder. The Coventry Carol segued into Jesus Christ Superstar this year, and the Gloria in Excelsis intro rapidly morphed into Gimme Some Lovin' for the disco number, with the dancers in outfits that surely stopped a few pacemakers in the house. And everybody loves it. The house is sold out every night, for 72 shows, seating 1500 people each.
How? How on earth has Cushing done it? He's entirely untrained in theatre, but clearly has a natural gift for production, perfected over the years and supported by an all-professional company. And the show offers good lessons in professionalism. Each show is three hours long and the cast do two a day, pretty much seven days a week, from early November until December 23rd, although early in the run you get some evenings off (there is always a matinee). I was 22 when I first did it and had never had the experience of doing a long show, with seven costume changes, solo numbers and memory work, plus the whole of the second half onstage (no reading the paper in the pit here) - and then doing it all again an hour later. Every day. For two months. There is no second cast, and it is very good to know one is capable of that sort of work. You have to give 100% each time, not only out of professional pride, but because the audience have all paid £20 a ticket and it is the highlight of their winter.
Behind the scenes, as is normal for a section of humanity over ten weeks, people get sick, have rows with their partners, crash their cars, have to sort out domestic crises, and every so often somebody has a moment where they're really not sure they can go on for the 45th show. But they always do. The professional drive is very strong. Every musician is asked at some point or another by a well-meaning punter something along the lines of "what's your real job?" or (usually if they want you to work for free) "but you're doing something you love" (yes, but Jeff and Janet still need Kittymunchies). But professionalism is how you do something, not what you do, and if you have 1500 people coming to see you, you need a cast who will deliver, even if their boyfriend's run off with the choreographer or they're down with gastric flu. At an orchestral run I did the other week the oboist turned up for the second concert and he'd been in casulty all night, having eaten something to which he'd turned out to be allergic. He was clinically dead for a couple of minutes and it was only when he showed us his jacket, sleeves slashed so they could get the drugs into him more quickly, that we believed him. He played brilliantly.